gossip girl 4 英文- 第45部分

？Did　you　hear　about　Nate　Archibald　and　that　girl　from　Connecticut？？　Kati　asked。　She？d　had　her　
hair　cut　short　over　the　weekend　and　it　made　her　Germanic　nose　look　twice　its　size。　？They　got　
busted　for　having　sex　in　the　broom　closet　at　rehab　and　now　he　has　to　go　to　private　therapy　in　the　
city　instead。？　

？Wait；　I　thought　it　wasBlair　and　Nate　in　the　broom　closet；？　Isabel　sniffed。　She　was　wearing　a　
sample　of　Serena？s　Tears　that　she？d　gotten　from　her　mom？s　publicist　friend　who　worked　atVogue　。　
It　made　her　nose　run。　

？No；　stupid。　Blair　is　seeing　that　old　guy；　remember？　She？s　not　having　his　baby　anymore；　though。　
She　had　a　miscarriage。　That？s　why　she　missed　so　much　school。？　

？I　heard　that　Blair　and　Serena　both　sent　in　applications　to　the　University　of　California　school　
system　today；？　said　Laura　Salmon。　？They　have　rolling　admission；　so　you　find　out　which　

UC　school　can　take　you；　like；　a　few　weeks　after　you　apply。？　She　raised　her　thin　strawberry　blond　
eyebrows。　？Hey；　maybe　we　should　all　do　that！？　

Not　that　any　of　them　wouldreally　have　considered　going　to　a　UC　school。　

？So　what　was　it　like；　being　in　that　perfume　ad？？　Mary　Goldberg　asked　Serena　while　the　girls　in　
peer　group　A　were　waiting　for　their　hot　chocolates。　Cassie　Inwirth　and　Vicky　Reinerson　pricked　
their　ears　up　on　either　side　of　her。　The　three　girls　had　gotten　matching　short　haircuts　over　the　
weekend；　but　since　none　of　them　had　gone　to　see　Gianni　at　Garren；　their　cuts　were　only　pale　
imitations　of　Blair？s　old　one；　andnothing　pared　to　her　new　one。　

？Cold；？　Serena　answered。　She　blew　her　nose　on　a　paper　napkin　and　then　pulled　her　long；　golden　
blond　hair　up　on　top　of　her　head；　twisted　it　into　a　bun；　and　stuck　a　pencil　through　it　to　hold　it　up。　

Of　course　now　they　all　wished　they　hadn？t　cut　their　hair。　


？I？d　really　rather　not　talk　about　it；？　she　added　mysteriously。　
Blair　leaned　across　the　table。　？She　and　Aaron　broke　up　during　the　shoot；？　she　told　the　ninth　


graders　in　a　confidential　whisper。　She　sat　up　straight　again。　？End　of　subject。？　


The　waiter　brought　their　hot　chocolates；　giant　steaming　mugs；　loaded　with　Reddi…Wip。　


？Can　we　talk　about　love　now？？　Jenny　asked　tremulously。　She　glanced　around　the　crowded　room。　


If　she　was　lucky；　Leo　might　even　show　up　so　she　could　show　him　off。　


？No！？　Serena　and　Blair　cried　in　unison。　They？d　specifically　brought　the　group　to　Jackson　Hole　
so　they　wouldn？t　have　to　talk　about　boys；　food；　parents；　school；anything　。　All　they　wanted　was　to　
sip　their　hot　chocolates　and　enjoy　each　other？s　pany。　

Suddenly　a　hush　fell　over　the　restaurant　as　Chuck　Bass　waltzed　in　wearing　a　fox　fur　hat　and　a　
baby　blue　pea　coat；　his　monogrammed　pinky　ring　flashing　as　he　passed　out　pink　flyers　to　everyone　
inside。　

？Be　there　or　be　square！？　he　shouted；　drifting　out　the　door　in　a　cloud　of　Serena？s　Tears　just　as　
suddenly　as　he　had　e　in。　

The　flyer　was　an　invitation　to　a　party　on　Monday　night；　and　within　seconds　the　entire　restaurant　

was　positively　humming。　

？Are　you　going？？　

？Wait。　Do　you　think　it？s　really　Chuck？sing　out　party？　

？No。　It？s　his　birthday。　Can？t　you　read？？　

？But　we　went　to　nursery　school　together。　His　birthday　is　inSeptember　。　It？s　not　even　his　party。　

It？s　some　girl？s。　He？s　just　handing　out　the　flyers。？　
？I　still　think　he？s　bi。　I　saw　him　with　a　girl　from　L？？cole　Fran？aise　on　Saturday；　and　they　were　

practicallydoing　it　。？　

？Who　was　that　guy　anyway？？　Cassie　Inwirth　whined。　

？You　know　that　site。gossipgirl　？　Well；　I　think　that？s　him！？　Mary　Goldberg　announced。　

？You　think　Gossip　Girl　is　a　he？？　Vicky　Reinerson　countered。　

？No　way！？　Serena　and　Blair　cried。　


You　never　know。　

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　hey　people！　

Not　that　I？m　greedy　or　anything　

By　now　you？ve　all　seen　the　flyer　inviting　everyone　to　my　party　Monday　night。　And　if　you　
haven？t；　where　have　you　been？hiding　under　a　rock？　Please　don？t　bother　to　turn　up　unless　you　
bring　one　of　the　following：　

A　caramel　toy　poodle　puppy　

As　many　bottles　of　Serena？s　Tears　as　you　can　scrape　up。　I　know　there？s　a　waiting　list；　but　I？m　
addicted！　

First…class　tickets　to　Cannes　this　May

　Diamonds　

A　fantastic　sense　of　humor　

Every　gorgeous　boy　in　your　address　book

　Sightings　

Nand　his　？ber…rich；　pale　new　girlfriend　on　a　carriage　ride　inCentral　Park　。　Guess　she　got　a　day　
pass　from　rehab　for　good　behavior。S　andB　in　theLes　Best　boutique　getting　fitted　for　his　entire　fall　
line。V　delivering　a　manila　envelope　to　the　drama　department　atRiverside　Prep　。　You　don？t　think　
she　actually　turned　in　that　film　toD　？s　drama　teacher　do　you？　Now　that？s　dedication！D　and　that　
crazy　poetess　shouting　non…sequiturs　out　the　window　of　herChinatown　studio。　LittleJ　and　her　new　
beau　checking　out　tattoos　inStink　；　an　East　Village　tattoo　parlor。　Let？s　pray　they　were　only　
browsing。　


As　for　those　burning　questions　。　。　。　
WillN　and　his　misbehaving　heiress　remain　a　bona　fide　item？　
WillBever　get　overN　？　Will　she　grow　out　her　hair？　And？thank　God　the　answer　is　just　around　the　


corner？will　she　get　into　Yale？？　
WillS　andB　remain　friends　。　。　。　at　least　until　graduation？　
WillS　bee　a　vapid；　redundant；　celery…eating；　supermodel？　Will　she　ever　stay　with　one　guy　for　


more　than　five　minutes？　
WillJ　and　her　new　boy　live　happily　ever　after？　Will　her　new　best　friend　try　to　break　them　up？　
WillV　ever　evenlook　atD　again？　
WillD　keep　hanging　out　with　that　yellow…toothed　poetess？　Willhis　teeth　turn　yellow　in　the　


process？　Will　he　actually　write　a　memoir？　
Will　the　rest　of　us　get　into　college？　More　importantly；　will　we　all　graduate？　
Will　you　ever　find　out　who　I　am？　
Soon　it　will　all　bee　crystal　clear。　
See　you　at　my　party　Monday　night；　and　don？t　forget　to　bring　at　leastone　thing　on　the　list。　Au　


revoir！　
You　know　you　love　me。　
gossip　girl　


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　hey　people！　


　Senior　slump　

I？ve　heard　the　expression　？senior　slump？　many　times；　but　I　never　knew　what　it　meant　exactly。　
Now　it？s　crystal　clear。　Senior　slump　is　when　you　blow　off　your　afternoon　classes　and　go　back　to　
your　friend？s　apartment　to　order　veggie　lo　mein；　drink　chardonnay；　and　smoke　cigarettes。　It？s　
when　you　wind　up　in　bed　with　a　boy　at　three　o？clock　in　the　afternoon。　It？s　when　you　skip　
third…period　calculus　to　stock　up　on　clingy　silk　jersey　wrap　dresses　at　Diane　von　Furstenberg？s　
private　sale。　It？s　when　you　accidentally　sleep　till　ten　on　a　Thursday。Oops。　Last　term　we　were　such　
goody…goodies；　teachers？　pets。　This　term　we？re　badasses。　We？re　also　feeling　our　wild　oats。　I？m　
pretty　sure　half　the　girls　in　my　P。E。　class　were　off　kissing　boys　on　the　steps　of　the　Metropolitan　
Museum　of　Art　instead　of　doing　chin…ups　on　the　monkey　bars　in　the　gym。　Keep