Yale club adopts new party policy
Twelve hours later and they?re still scraping people off the oriental carpets in the lounge and
tucking them into cabs。 After last night?s mix of topless girls; boys in human pyramids; girls
making out with girls; boys making out with boys; the disappearance of the Yale flag that hangs
over the club?s front door; and guests plaining about the insanely loud music and cigarette
smoke; the club simply had to do something。 From now on; Yale Club members are wele to
throw parties; but only for other Yale Club members and their families。 No outside guests allowed。
Sounds like a certain Yale…bound threesome had better stay on good terms if they ever want to
have any fun there again。
Looks like it?s gonna be a summer of love
B+S
V+D
D+ himself
V+ herself
S+ herself
J+ some random but hot Czech artist who doesn?t speak English
N+ himself
B+ LordM ?and herself; of course
But that just raises more questions
AreS andB friends now; or lovers? Does that mean the old hot…tub rumor is actually true?
WillN survive his summer of hard work and piety in the Hamptons; especially withoutB andS ?
WillV get theBreakfast at Fred?s cinematography job? How will she tolerate the film?s madman
director?
AreV andD actually together now? If so; will they last through the summer and beyond?
WillD learn to drive his vintage Buick; or will his hands be too sweaty to hold the wheel?
WillB really go to England to visit her handsome lord? Will she e back wearing a crown?
Will she e back at all?
WillS make Audrey Hepburn look like an amateur? More importantly; who will be her leading
man?
Will we still hear aboutJ ; even when she?s off in Europe? And what about when she?s at
boarding school? ?
Undoubtedly; you?ll hear everything about everyone。 I?ve never been very good at withholding
information!
Not fade away
In case you?re wondering: I may have just graduated; and I may be off to college in the fall; but
I?m definitely not going to burn out or fade away。 There?s too much to talk about。 There always
will be。?
You know you love me。
gossip girl
S has rendered party school totally useless
?So just drink some coffee and read poetry quietly to yourself; okay; Dad?? Jenny Humphrey
pleaded with her uncooperative father; Rufus; as they stood in front of the dapper wrought…iron
gates of Hanover Academy; just outside the quaint and lovely town of Hanover; New Hampshire。
After appearing semiclothed on the Internet and in the pages of various fashion magazines; and
colluding with post…college…age rock stars in their suite at the Plaza Hotel; Jenny had been given
an ultimatum by Mrs。 McLean; headmistress of Constance Billard。 She had to stop making
headlines and finish up her freshman year at Constance behaving like the demure school girl she
was supposed to be or she?d have to find some other school to attend in the fall。 Jenny had taken
this as a challenge and wound up spending an entire weekend with the Raves in the lead
guitarist?s Bedford Street town house。 She?d even recorded a song with them! The following
Monday; Mrs。 McLean and everyone else in the city had read all about it in the gossip columns。
Say good…bye to Constance Billard and hello to ?boarding school!
Now it was the following Monday and Jenny had taken the day off from school to look at
Hanover; the famously wild and crazy boarding school of her dreams。 Hanover was where party
girl extraordinaire Serena van der Woodsen had gone for two years before getting kicked out last
October; and Jenny imagined that Serena had never been replaced。 Well; hereshe was to replace
her。 She was going to bring Hanover to new heights of infamy; and if; for some reason?which was
hard to imagine?Hanover didn?t appeal to her; or worse; didn?t accept her; she would also visit the
Croton School。 Croton was only an hour and a half away from the city; in Croton Falls; New York;
and according to all the prep school guidebooks Jenny had been reading; it was almost as wild as
Hanover。
?I might get a haircut; too;? Rufus replied; sounding chipper。 His wiry salt…and…pepper hair was
pulled back into a straggly ponytail held by a rainbow…colored twist…tie that had e on a bag of
flaxseed bagels from the Whole Foods near their Upper West Side apartment building。 To go with
his fancy hairstyle; Rufus was wearing a red…and…white checked Western…style snap…up…the…front
short…sleeved shirt; heavy brown canvas Carhartt work shorts; and scuffed beige suede
Birkenstock clogs with black wool socks。
Nothing like the country to bring out one?s sense of fashion。
?Oh。 Good。? Jenny tried not to get too excited。 The last time Rufus had gotten his hair
cut?sometime around her thirteenth birthday?he had gone to a Lower East Side salon popular with
drag queens and gotten bangs with purple streaks in them。 ?So; I?ll just go on my tour and meet
you at that place in town;? she added; referring to the bookstore caf? they?d passed on the way
through the town of Hanover。 The campus was a mile…and…a…half walk from town along a nice
tree…lined path。 It would be reassuring to have that distance between herself and Rufus; in case he
decided to start a political movement or something equally insane out of sheer anxiety at having to
leave the city。
?You got it!? Rufus pecked her on the cheek with his grizzly mouth before striding down the path
with exaggerated jauntiness。 ?Don?t do anything I wouldn?t do!? he called out behind him。
As if there were anything he wouldn?t do。
Jenny tugged on the pretty jade green cap…sleeved blouse she?d bought at Scoop in Soho on
Saturday。 It was Japanese and had little dragonflies stenciled all over it。 She?d buttoned it up all
the way to the collar; but now that her dad was on his way; she unbuttoned the top two buttons;
revealing her most surprising assets?her 34 double…Ds。
No reason the boys at Hanover shouldn?t know what they were in for。
She extracted her laminated campus map from her
bought…on…the…street…outside…of…Bloomingdales…but…looked…just…like…Serena?s imitation Louis
Vuitton Calla Lily bag。 The school?s ivy…covered old brick buildings were right out of an
Abercrombie & Fitch catalog; but Jenny was disappointed not to see any gorgeous; half…naked;
sun…dappled boys playing Frisbee out on the lawns。 Riley; the girls? dormitory where she?d
arranged to meet her host; was on the other side of the parking lot; perched on top of a grassy
hillock。 It was a gorgeous summer day; and the air smelled like fresh…cut grass。
?I already love it here;? Jenny whispered; her skin tingling with excitement。 Her whole life was
about to change。 No more uniforms。 No more bitchy; cliquey girls who would spend hours
dissecting a girl?s choice of mauve lip gloss over pink。 No more being known only for her
excellent calligraphy; her overhyped Internet scandal; or her supposedly pornographic photo
shoots。 No more rumors; no more scandal。
Well; maybe that was taking it a little too far。 There was nothing wrong with a little scandal。 It
was just that
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