Boys。 Give them some strong Irish ale and all of a sudden they have British accents。
Dan was so ashamed of his performance that night be barely looked at his bandmates。 〃She's done
some modeling;〃 he mumbled。
Marc; the Raves' bassist opened the door of the suite; back from a walk with his Bernese mountain
dog; Trish。 Trish was huge and black with a sweet brown…and…white face like a St。 Bernard。 He'd
names the dog after his ex…girlfriend… the love of his life; who'd broken up with him back in the
ninth grade… and he never went anywhere without her。
How sweet。 And how creepy。
Dan sat on the floor next to his sister。 Trish lay down next to him and put her head in his lap。 She
had terrible breath like she'd been eating canned mackerel and spoiled milk。
〃Hey Marc。 Turns out Jenny is; like; this hugely famous supermodel;〃 Lloyd announced。
Marc glanced shyly at Jenny; then picked up one of the Plaza Hotel bathrobes from the stack and
put it on over his clothes。 He looked like a modern…day vampire; with curly black hair; pale skin;
and nearly black eyes。
Jenny giggled; reveling in all the attention。 It was one o'clock in the morning and she was at the
Plaza Hotel; wearing only a bathrobe and underwear; wit the members of the coolest band ever! It
was kind of weird being there with her brother; but kind of reassuring; too。
Monique sat up on her knees and stroked Trish's ears。 Then she slipped her hand down the back of
Dan's bathrobe。 〃e into zee bedroom;〃 she mouthed against his ear。
Jenny could hear every word Monique said… not that she really wanted to。 Boldly; she stood up and
went over to the sofa to sit next to Lloyd。 After all; she was a famous model… she could sit
wherever she liked。
Lloyd handed her a breadstick。 〃In southern Italy these are considered an aphrodisiac。〃
〃Liar!〃 Damian threw a ripe; juicy peach at Lloyd's head。 It missed and splattered all over the
pristine white wall behind him。
You're not a real rock star unless you know how to trash a hotel room。
〃Don't listen to that butthead; he's full of it;〃 Damian warned suddenly loosing his Irish accent。 He
dragged three PlayStation joysticks over to the sofa and sat down; so that Jenny was wedged
between him and Lloyd。
As if she minded。
Jenny's feet were tingling and her ears were buzzing。 It was a school night and she was a
supermodel hanging out in a hotel room with three famous rock stars。 If only Serena could see her
now。
Monique dragged Dan into a standing position。 Damian's foot flew up and kicked her in the butt;
but Monique pretended not to notice。 She pulled Dan into the adjacent bedroom; slamming the
door behind them。
〃Don't make too much noise! Damian shouted after them。
Marc lay down where Dan and Monique had been sitting and rested his head on his dog。 Trish
licked his pale cheek and wrapped an enormous black paw around his neck。
Aw。 What a cute couple。
Jenny had never felt so famous in her life; and she owed it all to her brother。 He deserved to hook
up with some random French girl。 And she deserved to be wedged between the two cutest guys
ever to grace the cover of Rolling Stone。 If only some reporter would knock on the door and take
their picture。 She kind of wanted the world to find out about this… it was too good not to be known;
even if she got into major trouble。
No worries; darling… the world has a funny way of finding out nearly everything。
Gossipgirl
Hey people!
AND YOU THOUGHT THE TRIBECA STAR WAS SO COOL
The Plaza Hotel is having a revival; a big one。 Some of our favorite people were suite…wrecking at
the Plaza last night。 It happened to late to make it into today's papers; but log onto New York
Post's Page Six online; and it's all there。 A whole black…and…white photo…montage of adorable little
J getting kissed good…bye on the lips by the lead guitarist of the Raves right on the Plaza's
red…carpeted steps and getting spanked on her bottom by the drummer with his drumsticks before
she swept her into a bear hug。 She even wore her Plaza bathrobe home; carelessly leaving her
clothes behind; and blew kisses from the taxi; like a modern…day Marilyn Monroe。
J wasn't the only budding model to hook up with the Raves' lead guitarist。 A hotel staff member
actually recorded him singing to S over a Plaza house phone。 S finished the call saying; 〃I love
you; Daddy。〃 Oh does she?
But what about his marriage to a mysterious French girl a year or so back; in an exclusive
ceremony in St。 Barts? If you study the photograph of him kissing J; he is wearing a gold band on
the ring finger of his left hand。。。 and there was a beautiful French girl on scene as well; although
she was totally preoccupied with D; the band's raging new front man。 His debut public
performance was kind of embarrassing; but; like a typical French girl; she's probably too horny to
care。
The confusing part is that S was staying with B in her suite; bringing to mind those old stories
about S and B in a hot tub together; engaging in what is best described as a little girl…on…girl。 As if
things weren't plicated enough already!
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE FRENCH GIRLS
I know I've ranted about this before; but why is it that the girls who go to L'école Fran?aise look
twenty…five when they're only fourteen? And how e all the guys we know secretly or not so
secretly lust after them? And how positively infuriating to hear a group of L'école girls talking
about you at a party… in Franglish; so that you can hardly understand a word they're saying。 They
eat only hot chocolate and pommes frites; they chain smoke; and you never see them jogging or
playing field hockey in Central Park。 Yet none of them are fat or zit…ridden。 It's as though their
mères and grandmères introduced them to Lanc?me and Chanel when they were only babes; and
the alpha hydroxyl acids or whatever permeated their systems; leaving them with perfect skin;
perfect bodies; and feet that are most fortable in three…inch heels。 Their school even allows
heels… unlike all other girls' schools on the Upper East Side… which basically proves my point。
When it es to educating girls; the French seem to follow a pletely different curriculum。
Not that we're jealous or anything。
OTHER SIGHTINGS
B's mom at the Italian Consulate waving her checkbook around…What exactly is she up to now? K
and I getting matching bikini waxes at Maria Bonita; a tiny NoLita salon; conveniently located
near Sigerson Morrison; which happened to be having a sale。 C (who dropped off the radar for a
while there after getting rejected at every college he applied to) taking his white monkey to be
er。。。fixed。。。 at a discreet Chelsea clinic。 It seems the monkey has inherited its owner's penchant for
flirtation and has been throwing itself at every dog; cat; and ferret in the neighborhood。
Your e…mail:
Q: Dear GG;
I know it was you who made the film everyone's so excited about at Cannes。 What are you waiting
for? Get you ass over here and collect your reward!
… mogl
A: Dear mogl;
You might think the lady doth protest too
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