he porter had carried out the large bottles； those that had held vermouth； and the straw…covered chianti flasks； and left the brandy bottles for the last。 It was the brandy bottles and a bottle shaped like a bear； which had held k黰mel； that Miss Van Campen found。 The bear shaped bottle enraged her particularly。 She held it up； the bear was sitting up on his haunches with his paws up； there was a cork in his glass head and a few sticky crystals at the bottom。 I laughed。
〃It is k黰mel；〃 I said。 〃The best k黰mel es in those bearshaped bottles。 It es from Russia。〃
〃Those are all brandy bottles； aren't they？〃 Miss Van Campen asked。
〃I can't see them all；〃 I said。 〃But they probably are。〃
〃How long has this been going on？〃
〃I bought them and brought them in myself；〃 I said。 〃I have had Italian officers visit me frequently and I have kept brandy to offer them。〃
〃You haven't been drinking it yourself？〃 she said。
〃I have also drunk it myself。〃
〃Brandy；〃 she said。 〃Eleven empty bottles of brandy and that bear liquid。〃
〃K黰mel。〃
〃I will send for some one to take them away。 Those are all the empty bottles you have？〃
〃For the moment。〃
〃And I was pitying you having jaundice。 Pity is something that is wasted on you。〃
〃Thank you。〃
〃I suppose you can't be blamed for not wanting to go back to the front。 But I should think you would try something more intelligent than producing jaundice with alcoholism。〃
〃With what？〃
〃With alcoholism。 You heard me say it。〃 I did not say anything。 〃Unless you find something else I'm afraid you will have to go back to the front when you are through with your jaundice。 I don't believe self…inflicted jaundice entitles you to a convalescent leave。〃
〃You don't？〃
〃I do not。〃
〃Have you ever had jaundice； Miss Van Campen？〃
〃No； but I have seen a great deal of it。〃
〃You noticed how the patients enjoyed it？〃
〃I suppose it is better than the front。〃
〃Miss Van Campen；〃 I said； 〃did you ever know a man who tried to disable himself by kicking himself in the scrotum？〃
Miss Van Campen ignored the actual question。 She had to ignore it or leave the room。 She was not ready to leave because she had disliked me for a long time and she was now cashing in。
〃I have known many men to escape the front through self…inflicted wounds。〃
〃That wasn't the question。 I have seen self…inflicted wounds also。 I asked you if you had ever known a man who had tried to disable himself by kicking himself in the scrotum。 Because that is the nearest sensation to jaundice and it is a sensation that I believe few women have ever experienced。 That was why I asked you if you had ever had the jaundice； Miss Van Campen； because……〃 Miss Van Campen left the room。 Later Miss Gage came in。
〃What did you say to Van Campen？ She was furious。〃
〃We were paring sensations。 I was going to suggest that she had never experienced childbirth……〃
〃You're a fool；〃 Gage said。 〃She's after your scalp。〃
〃She has my scalp；〃 I said。 〃She's lost me my leave and she might try and get me court…martialled。 She's mean enough。〃
〃She never liked you；〃 Gage said。 〃What's it about？〃
〃She says I've drunk myself into jaundice so as not to go back to the front。〃
〃Pooh；〃 said Gage。 〃I'll swear you've never taken a drink。 Everybody will swear you've never taken a drink。〃
〃She found the bottles。〃
〃I've told you a hundred times to clear out those bottles。 Where are they now？〃
〃In the armoire。〃
〃Have you a suitcase？〃
〃No。 Put them in that rucksack。〃
Miss Gage packed the bottles in the rucksack。 〃I'll give them to the porter；〃 she said。 She started for the door。
〃Just a minute；〃 Miss Van Campen said。 〃I'll take those bottles。〃 She had the porter with her。 〃Carry them； please；〃 she said。 〃I want to show them to the doctor when I make my report。〃
She went down the hall。 The porter carried the sack。 He knew what was in it。
Nothing happened except that I lost my leave。
23
The night I was to return to the front I sent the porter down to hold a seat for me on the train when it came from Turin。 The train was to leave at midnight。 It was made up at Turin and reached Milan about half…past ten at night and lay in the station until time to leave。 You had to be there when it came in； to get a seat。 The porter took a friend with him； a machine…gunner on leave who worked in a tailor shop； and was sure that between them they could hold a place。 I gave them money for platform tickets and had them take my baggage。 There was a big rucksack and two musettes。
I said good…by at the hospital at about five o'clock and went out。 The porter had my baggage in his lodge and I told him I would be at the station a little before midnight。 His wife called me 〃Signorino〃 and cried。 She wiped her eyes and shook hands and then cried again。 I patted her on the back and she cried once more。 She had done my mending and was a very short dumpy； happy…faced woman with white hair。 When she cried her whole face went to pieces。 I went down to the corner where there was a wine shop and waited inside looking out the window。 It was dark outside and cold and misty。 I paid for my coffee and grappa and I watched the people going by in the light from the window。 I saw Catherine and knocked on the window。 She looked； saw me and smiled； and I went out to meet her。 She was wearing a dark blue cape and a soft felt hat。 We walked along together； along the sidewalk past the wine shops； then across the market square and up the street and through the archway to the cathedral square。 There were streetcar tracks and beyond them was the cathedral。 It was white and wet in the mist。 We crossed the tram tracks。 On our left were the shops； their windows lighted； and the entrance to the galleria。 There was a fog in the square and when we came close to the front of the cathedral it was very big and the stone was wet。
〃Would you like to go in？〃
〃No；〃 Catherine said。 We walked along。 There was a soldier standing with his girl in the shadow of one of the stone buttresses ahead of us and we passed them。 They were standing tight up against the stone and he had put his cape around her。
〃They're like us；〃 I said。
〃Nobody is like us；〃 Catherine said。 She did not mean it happily。
〃I wish they had some place to go。〃
〃It mightn't do them any good。〃
〃I don't know。 Everybody ought to have some place to go。〃
〃They have the cathedral；〃 Catherine said。 We were past it now。 We crossed the far end of the square and looked back at the cathedral。 It was fine in the mist。 We were standing in front of the leather goods shop。 There were riding boots； a rucksack and ski boots in the window。 Each article was set apart as an exhibit； the rucksack in the centre； the riding boots on one side and the ski boots on the other。 The leather was dark and oiled smooth as a used saddle。 The electric light made high lights on the dull oiled leather。
〃We'll ski some time。〃
〃In two months there will be ski…ing at Mflrren；〃 Catherine said。
〃Let's go there。〃
〃All right；〃 she said。 We went on past other windows and turned down a side street。
〃I've never been this way。〃
〃This is the way I go to the hospital；〃 I said。 It was a narrow street and we kept on the right…hand side。 There were m