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56、第五十五章 都市浪迹 。。。
当我们回到宾馆，我和龙儿变成了另一番模样，正看着猫狗猴哥们的笑话哩！他们已经是醉醺醺的了，我和龙儿的两个幻影也幽默地陪他们醉。看着这群低级动物的嘴脸，有人请客，又为何不醉而归呢？
结账之是时，我们的幻影飘飘而散，惊慌得警察们直叫遭。
“局长，现在怎么办？排戏的那小两口蒸发了。”猴腮警察惊声道。
“我早就该想到，那小两口是排戏的，必会点法术，我们都被耍了，我的天呀！”局长砸脑气道。
“局长英明，我也是这样想的，只不过也是现在才想到。但我想不会有事，剪刀在我们手中，哪天再碰见那小两口，不给他们剃个光头才怪。”大肚警察道。
服务员小姐拿着账单走了过来，对着局长微笑道：“局长，恭喜你们的账单突破了五万元，本宾馆将给你们优惠一万元，谢谢！”
“买买买单的人都都走了，你你你娘们说说说这有有个屁用呀。”一个口吃警察结结巴巴地说道。
“小姐，等我们抓到了罪犯，一定把钱给你们送上门来，账单你好好收着，千万别弄丢了。你知道，丢了不好说话，警察放屁都是要证据的，别到时有屁不能放。”局长说着，带着鸡鸭狗猫们往外流去。
服务员小姐叫着无奈，只好坐在地上哭了。
“小姐，你哭了？”我蹲在服务员小姐面前，用三岁小孩子的幼稚声音问道。
“嗯，你白痴，这还要问，如果局长不再来付账，我这辈子卖身都还不起老板这笔账了。我不想活了，你让我死了算了，呜呜……”
“哇，小姐，你要卖身，我买，就五万元！”我摇着服务员小姐的肩膀道，小鱼龙儿狠狠地踢了我一脚，有了娘子，就是不自由。
“哇，老婆在身边还说这种话，不是白痴就是找死。”服务员小姐破涕为笑道。
“嘿嘿，白痴一般都是女人，你就不知道拔打110把他们告上警察局总部吗？干嘛跟我说起卖身来嘛。”
“对呀，把他们告到上级去，哈哈，我有救了，谢谢先生和美丽的夫人！”
收着小姐的道谢，把笑容挂在脸上，我和小鱼龙儿还原了真相走出了宾馆。
现在蛙猴警察局那边一定笑话连篇了